blithers (blithers) wrote in het_reccers,

“Colliding Upwards, Moving Down” by Care (Explicit)

Fandom: New Girl
Pairing: Jessica Day/Nick Miller
Title: Colliding Upwards, Moving Down
Author: Care
Rating/Warning(s): Explicit
Word Count/WIP?: 10,330 words, complete
Recced on LiveJournal By: blithers

Why This Must Be Read: This is for my “bodyswap” trope bingo square, although I’m actually kind of amazed I’ve never recced this before here. This fic was written for the actual-factual trope bingo challenge a couple years ago, and has Nick and Jess accidentally ending up in each other’s bodies after Nick drunkenly comes home with some magic beans (AS YOU DO). The sex is super hot (like, super hot), the tone is hilarious and weird and fun, the whole thing is amazing. READ IT.


"Goddammit Nick!" Schmit yells, slamming his hand down on the table. It makes everyone jump. "This is why you should never buy magic beans from an unlicensed bean distributor!"

"For the last time, I didn't buy them; I traded my shirt for them!" Nick yells back, rifling through Jess's tea cabinet. He finds a bag of, something, and plops it into a mug.

Winston rubs his temples. "So how long until you guys switch back?"

"Why do you think I would know that?" Nick practically howls. "Do you think this happens to me a lot? AM I SOME KIND OF MAGIC BEAN BODYSWAP EXPERT??"
Tags: fandom: new girl, ship: jess day/nick miller

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