Pairing: River Song/The Doctor
Title: Sex Storm
Rating/Warning(s): Explicit (...look at the title)
Word Count/WIP?: 3,403 (complete)
Recced on LiveJournal By: stars_inthe_sky
Why This Must Be Read: We may or may not ever get to see River and the Twelfth Doctor interact onscreen, and given that whole "technically a children's show" thing, it probably won't look like this...which is a damn shame, in my book, as this story is the perfect storm of casefic, timey-wimey shenanigans, banter, and earning its too-perfect title in spades.