Pairing: Faye Valentine/Spike Spiegel
Fic Title: Beautiful, Dirty, Rich
Word Count/WIP?: 5623 words, complete
Recced By: blithers
Why This Must Be Read: This is the first fic I thought of for the love/hate request this month - it’s Faye and Spike, undercover at a strip club for a job, drunk off their asses and arguing the entire time. It’s attraction via argument and insults, and it is so sharply and hilariously written and also so, SO hot.
She's never thought about him like this before at all, because she can't stand him half the time, really, and the cocky bastard must be like that to everyone because she can't remember ever seeing him with a woman, and if Spike fucks around at all Faye's got no knowledge of it, though she wonders now if he's any good— but never mind that- Spike is like her friend, or something. Like her roommate.
Her hot roommate. The whiskey—it speaks.
"Your hair," Faye slurs, "is green”.