Pairing: River Song/Eleventh Doctor
Fic Title: sex is like Chinese food
Link: sex is like Chinese food
Rating/Warning(s): T, intoxicated Doctor, mentions of sex
Special Rec: 17/20
Why This Must Be Read: Gidget is one of the best River/Eleven authors out there. Her fics are sweet and sexy and them and they are always a joy to read. I think this one is my favorite, and not just because of drunk!Doctor. I just love the premise, that The Doctor is crossing his own timeline to see her again, to give her the last kiss she deserves to bring her biscuits, to show her he loves her in the way only he can. And their banter is pitch-perfect, sweet and very funny.