Pairing: Hermione Granger / Ron Weasley
Fic Title: Knowing is Half the Batter
Genre: Humor, Romance
Why This Must Be Read: Rather than an actual explanation, I leave you with the opening paragraph of this awesome one-shot of joy.
Ginny had once explained how the Weasley children thought – the twins thought in exclamation points, Percy thought in periods, Bill thought in commas, Charlie thought in ellipses and Ginny thought in perfect grammatical style. Ron, she had explained, didn’t think at all. He’d believed her at the time, though he’d pretended to take great offense. Now though, he’s disinclined to believe her as he’s thinking very clearly. The problem is, of course, that he’s thinking about Hermione and he’s thinking in very precise capital letters.
For example, right now he’s thinking that this is a Very Bad Idea.