Pairing: Stephanie Plum/Joe Morelli
Fic Title: Morelli and the Four-Twiggy Ass
Why This Must Be Read: An amusing one-shot about another of Stephanie's little disasters. Hilarious and totally in-character.
When you think about it, that’s kind of what Morelli was offering me--a nice, cushy cage. Of course, he called it marriage. Some days I called it servitude and other days I called it hot sex on tap. Morelli wasn’t overly fond of either description, though he certainly seemed to have a preference for the hot sex part.
My phone rang and I jumped about a foot. It was a good thing I scared easily, otherwise I’d never get any exercise. I ignored it in favor of steadying my racing heart and cutting myself a piece of chocolate-mocha cake for medicinal purposes.