peanutbutterer (peanutbutterer) wrote in het_reccers,

Morelli and the Four-Twiggy Ass by Anonymous_Sibyl (PG13)

Fandom Category: Plum Series
Pairing: Stephanie Plum/Joe Morelli
Fic Title: Morelli and the Four-Twiggy Ass
Author: anonymous_sibyl
Rating/Warning(s): PG13
Genre: Humor
WIP?: Complete

Why This Must Be Read: An amusing one-shot about another of Stephanie's little disasters. Hilarious and totally in-character.

When you think about it, that’s kind of what Morelli was offering me--a nice, cushy cage. Of course, he called it marriage. Some days I called it servitude and other days I called it hot sex on tap. Morelli wasn’t overly fond of either description, though he certainly seemed to have a preference for the hot sex part.

My phone rang and I jumped about a foot. It was a good thing I scared easily, otherwise I’d never get any exercise. I ignored it in favor of steadying my racing heart and cutting myself a piece of chocolate-mocha cake for medicinal purposes.
Tags: fandom: plum series, ship: stephanie plum/joe morelli

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