Fic Title: Unaired Episodes
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Rating/Warning(s): PG-13/R, um... implied sexual situations, implied pokesex, implied slash, crossdressing, lots of mallet and fan violence, misuse of rare candy...
Why This Must Be Read: I was just going to rec the first one in the series but really, that's not my favorite. I don't know which one would be. They all kind of blend together in my head. Anyway.
It's kind of just a long string of insanity. Lots of references to the show and the games, so if you haven't seen/played, some stuff may not make sense, but Google can probably help you out. The focus is usually Team Rocket, but there's lots of Ash and Co as well.
Basically, I absolutely love this stuff. I've read these fics probably a bazillion times, even long after I stopped reading Team Rocket/Pokemon fic (which was ages ago). There's a wet t-shirt contest, a Scooby-Doo episode, Jesse and James get all their gym badges in a single day, a fictional Pokemon ripoff, and probably a lot more I can't think of off the top of my head.
Jesse and James were completely hepped up on rare candy. Somehow Jesse had been able to find all three drugged donuts and share them with James. She was now giggling uncontrollably.
Meowth kept eyeing them nervously. "I'm going to stop to ask for directions," he said.
"Huh?" asked Ash, Misty and Brock.
"It's what you do when you're lost."
"Hey, we should try that someday!" said Misty.
"How come I'm only a Nidorina if you're my Nidoking of love?" asked Jesse, giggling.
"Not this again," groaned Misty.
Ash was starting to seriously rethink his rare candy prank.
"Because I've got the moon stones," James answered. They both started giggling.
Misty, Ash, and Meowth shuddered. Pikachu looked confused. Brock started taking notes. Meowth shuddered again when he noticed the speed bump. Maybe they won't pretend to be scared, he thought hopefully. He drove as slowly as possible, but Jesse screamed and hugged her partner for dear life anyways. James did the same.
"How come the Team Rocket Babe Magnet Method didn't work for me?" asked Brock, noticing that since Jesse was on James' lap it wasn't your standard fear hug.
"Jesse, I can't breathe..."
"I wuv you," Jesse announced, moving back and pressing her face against his.
"Someone find me a place to stop!" screeched Meowth. "I have to get out of this awful car!"
Misty gave Ash a smug look. "I told you so," she said.
"Is this...typical?" asked Brock.
Meowth shook his head. "No, they're usually obvious about it in a more...subtle way." He glared at them. "Meowth doesn't like putting up with this crap!"
"I wuv you too," said James, giggling again.
"'I wuv you' isn't supposed to be in the Team Rocket vocabulary," Meowth added.
"Am I your Nidorina?" Jesse asked. James nodded, continuing to grin like an idiot. "And you," she continued, poking him in the chest, "are my Nidoking?"
"Of love," he agreed.
"Evolve me," Jesse said, giving him a sly look. She started to take off her jacket.
Meowth quickly pulled over. "Brock, you're driving," he said, opening the door. "Jesse, you're going to sit in the back."
"Backseat," said James, nudging Jesse and winking.
"Not you, lover boy," said Meowth. "You're sitting with me."
The early ones are kind of tame, but they get more insane as they go.