Pairing: Damon/Bonnie, background Stephan/Elena and Matt/Caroline
Fic Title: A Day at the Beach
Rating/Warning(s): T, language
Why This Must Be Read: Um, this fic is not serious business. It is almost crackish humor, but not quite. Basically, this is a type of fic where the author just throws all the characters together and you get a lot of hilarious one-liners and no concept of plot whatsoever. Seriously. If you're looking for plotty fic with excellent characterization - this fic isn't it.
Summary: Elena and Stefan plan a "normal" day at the beach, hoping it'll get Bonnie and Damon to finally befriend each other after all they've been through. But a stubborn vampire and pissed off witch is not something you want at the beach.
"Cocky much?" she muttered.
"Very much," he replied, pulling her to his side. "Isn't it easier when we're actually getting along? You're not trying to drive a stake into my heart and I'm not throwing water on you..."
"That's not how you kill a witch, Damon," Bonnie replied.
Damon shrugged, "I know. But it's still amusing to see you guys scream 'My hair, you asshole!'"