Pairing: Amy Santiago/Jake Peralta
Title: as cuddly as a cactus
Word Count/WIP?: 1,633 (complete)
Recced on LiveJournal By: stars_inthe_sky
Why This Must Be Read: I get confused every time I reread this fic, because I am honestly so sure it's the missing season 2 Christmas episode. It's laugh-out-loud funny and almost terrifyingly in-character. Plus, who doesn't enjoy a little holiday cheer in August?